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     "Faith is believing in something that you know does not exist " - Mark Twain
     Mark Twain is the one true god. Any person who denies this should be beaten senseless with a blunt object.

This religion is dedicated to the worship of Mark Twain. Our official book of worship is Tom Sawyer. Everything in this book should be taken literally and as proff that Mark Twain is the one true god, and shall crush all his enemies. His return is imenent.
Please use this site to access the information you need about the church and as a resource for broadening your faith in Mark Twain.

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The SS Juice Box returned home this week.  Kool-aid man and his crew are seeing some of their children for the first time.  When ask what he was planning to do his first week home Kool-aid man repiled, "I'm going to get really drunk and level your house!"

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Dolemite and Wally D. say, "Convert or Die...ya Dig."

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It is a well known fact Mark Twain was a music lover.  It is also a well known fact that if he were a live today aside from swedish black metal and The Brandon Griffin ACT Score, he would dig anything from here.

"Jesus Chrysler!" 3 Year Death Race winner, Frankenstein, says at recent ceremony, " I have always been a Twainist and stand behind Twainsim 100%." Aww, well we love you to Mr. Frankenstein!

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