Guy tells Priest Al to worship him. Priest Al hit Guy with stick and tells Guy that Mark Twain also known as thee hallowed Samuel Clemons is the rightful God. Guy gets scared and says he will worship Twain. Priest Al says Guy is to weak for Twainism and hits Guy with blunt object (multiple times). Guy whippers. Priest Al and his comrades are vitorious. There is the story of how Twainism came to be. Twainism was also inspired by Conan O'Brien. Yes that late show host.
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