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This page gives us the opportunity to introduce the pastor and key staff members. We may use a format similar to the one below.

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Here is a picture of Pope Alan Corradino. He is the head figure of service.

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This is Jake Burcenski.  After a fierce battle with his archenemies, the X-Men he was badly scarred and beaten.  He retreated to his LAzurus pit but found it was destroyed by Cable, the only way he was able to survive was being turned into a robot.  He has taken his image to the streets and has now become known as PIMPBOTdeTWAIN5000 with the help of Dolemite.

Joe Tessone is one of the founders of the church. It is through his leadership that we will prevail.

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This is Brandon Griffion. Whoa! A stoagie.

To the left is Tony Heitzlemen who was discoved in South America by Jake. He now is a church leader.

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The man pictured above has nothing to do with our religion.  We just saw that pictured and decided to share our find with the world.  Behold!...the gayest man on earth! (not that being gay is against twainism...remember tom and huck?...eh?...ohh yeah)

These are the ones that will defeat thee enemy and take us to that land that has ever been sought.

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