This page really needed to be updated. The last time it was Alan liked NOFX. I would like to appologize to the world for my friend.
To hold you over untill I harrass someone else about worshiping the great Mark Twain, heres a list of things that suck(in no particualar order).
2 fast 2 furious
Any one associated with 2 fast 2 furious
Clark Swhartz
The Strokes (we know your rich already drop the dirty garage act)
My mom
McDonalds
Television
The internet
Noonan ( I will knock you out of a tree, bitch)
Iggy Pop playing songs with Sum 41
My boss
Jay Leno (not funny)
Alan
Getting your ass kicked
Boxelder bugs
1983 944s that do not turn off
Not worshiping Mark Twain
Malls
Orange juice
50 cent ( the fact that he was shot 9 times and lives angers me)
Video games that go on sale 3 days after you buy it
AFI
Being sober
Getting your ass kicked by a girl
Getting a knee in your head like on cops
Alan
The town of Lockport
Anyone who drives a Cavalier by choice
The people who own and opperate cross of glory church
The WB
UPN
Athlete's foot
Italians
Paying bills
The false Misfits (without Danzig)
CRXes or any honda for that matter
Fat Wreck Chords
Epitaph
Hellcat
The Transplants
Alan
Generic Pop punk
Creed
Nu-metal
Alan
SKA
...Judas Priest DOES NOT suck
